Thursday, September 12

:.      best sms text message ever:

come over

Tuesday, September 10

:.      i hurt my hand playing soccer. now, the likelyhood of finding ice in my freezer is about the same as finding food in there: null. so i'm holding the ice tray on the bruise. men are stupid, yet resourceful.

:.      

she: there's the type i'm attracted to and then there's the type that i date.
...you're neither.

Wednesday, September 4

:.      

she: are you happy?
me: i'm more than happy. i'm content.
she: why is that more than happy?
me: because it lasts longer.